JOKE OF THE WEEK!!! The officer that swallowed......

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by Jeff Jeffery‎ to NIGERIAN PEOPLE'S PARLIAMENT

BREAKING NEWS:
....The officer that swallowed the missing Moon has been apprehended and now in custody of the EFCC. For more lies, text APC to 419.




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