THE ALTERNATIVE STORY: Why There is no Buhari London Video and The Dishonesty of Col. Ali’s Customs
By Reno Omokri Ladies and gentlemen, of course you are no doubt aware that the most lucrative industry in Nigeria at the moment is paying get-well visits to President Muhammadu Buhari in London. In fact, I even saw a schedule circulating on Facebook of dates for different blocs and interest groups to go and see the President in London. However, what has gone unnoticed is that governance in Nigeria has slid to slow pace and in some cases to a halt. For the past two weeks, various Nigerian cities have suffered from unprecedented floods, yet the only response from the All Progressives Congress federal government appears to be for its elected and appointed officials to flood London to visit President Muhammadu Buhari! It is almost as if by flooding London with their sycophantic visit, they will repair their flood-ravaged cities. I wonder why these officials cannot consider that if it is true what the Presidency says, that President Buhari is returning soon (and we pray it is...